This is what's wrong with law students.





So, I'm in the library on a Saturday afternoon, working diligently on a paper (ha!). As I go to the bathroom, I am struck to find a man brushing his teeth at the sink. Seriously? That's not right. For one, oral hygiene belongs in certain places. The library bathroom is not one of them. Of course, on the other end of the hygiene-spectrum (infrahygiene, if you will), you have individuals who don't wash their hands in the bathroom. Come on! But that's another rant for another day.

If you need to brush your teeth in the library, something is wrong. For your own sake, get the hell out of Langdell. Go home. It's bad enough that it's a gorgeous day, without a cloud in the sky, and it's finally broken 60º. Now, I have all these questions in my head, distracting me from my work. My very important work. Are you telling me you spend so much time in the library that you brought toothbrush and toothpaste? Was this a one-time thing, or does this person always take an oral hygiene kit to the library? Every day? I mean, it was in the middle of the afternoon, when most people don't brush their teeth. Does this guy have OCD about brushing his teeth, or is he just a regular weirdo? Does he know that by overbrushing he can damage his gums? Which can lead to heart problems. Trust me on this one.

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Later, as I saw this individual talking to some of his friends in the library, I heard him speaking French. That explains it. F-ing LLM's.