So That's What's Under Those Judicial Robes . . .

Recently, I discovered that one of the elderly gentlemen that goes to the same gym that I do is actually a federal district judge. Apparently, for the past several weeks, I've been working out next to him, and I didn't even know that worked in my building, let alone that he could have been ruling on my work. Not to mention I've seen him several times in the locker room. Infer at will.