Best. Prom. Ever.

Law School doesn't teach you to be a lawyer. It teaches you to be an alcoholic. OK, maybe that's an overstatement. But when every event has a river of free alcohol, you have to wonder. Of course, the age-old social lubricant makes for a fun evening, in any context.

Firm events got you down? No worries, it's open bar! In a relaxed, social setting, you can find out what the young associates really think about their firm.

Don't know what to say to former Attorney General Janet Reno? Get her a glass of wine and see where the evening takes you. In my case, the conversation went towards talks of diets and being awakened by donkeys.

Exhausted after a week of rehearsing for the Parody, complete with hectic dancing? An open bar at the Kong will take care of all your worries. Unless your worry is making a fool out of yourself on the dance floor, or having a touch of a hangover the next morning. Then you're screwed.

Regretting that your high school prom was missing something? Such as bad taste and free booze on the dance floor? I don't believe in living with regrets, and thanks to HL Central's Tacky Prom 2007, I don't have to! Except maybe regretting cramming my feet into a pair of cowboy boots that once belonged to a 5'5" man. Ouch.

I mean, honestly, what more could you ask for? Besides a healthy liver.